Johnson Treatment

Named after the pursuassive technique used by Lyndon B. Johnson. A Johnson Treatment is a handjob provided by a person or the opposite or same sex. Generally used while texting.

The treatment of others by former president Lyndon B. Johnson, in which he would hypothetically 'pop one's bubble' to demand their attention. The 'Treatment' was described as having 'a large St. Bernard licking your face and pawing you all over.'

Also used when decribing being 'violated' by unwanted company.

Also often referred to as "The JT"; The Random slapping of the (male) genitalia upon the face and neck region. This practice often tests one mates loyalty, and willingness.