Johnsquatch
A half human half bear hybrid that is a close cousin of sasquatch. He lives in urban areas, drools uncontrolably, cannot pronounce the letter 'r' and is extremely hairy. Secret weapon: will annoy you to death. He has inferior intellect to all living beings. If you see Johnsquatch, call the proper authorities.
"Oh my God, it's the Johnsquatch."
You're a hairy ass johnsquatch
you're as dumb as the johnsquatch
You're a hairy ass johnsquatch
you're as dumb as the johnsquatch