Joking Off
The act of masturbating to porn bloopers.
Dude, I just finished joking off to the video of the guy missing the chick's vagina and accidently sticking it in her butthole."
Joking Off
The act of telling terrible jokes for your own amusement, no matter how disgusted the people who hear them are, or how much bodily harm they threaten you with.
Zach: What's a pirate's favorite kind of chips?
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.
DieLawn: . . .
Zach: Sea salt and malt vineGARRRRRRRR.
DieLawn: I'm going to stab you in the throat if you keep joking off.
Joking Off
The irresistible urge to make wisecracks while someone is presenting serious information.
Marty kept joking off during the lecture, leaving everyone else with incomplete notes.
Joke off
When a group of men gather in the bathroom to masturbate while there is a turd in the comode and while sponsor's mom is in the shower.
Man, the other day we had the best joke off ever at my brothers' friend's house. What set the tone for it was when his hot mom went into the shower. Meanwhile, my brother had just tooken a crap and didnt flush. I was to easily the first one to climax in our joke off, as I had seen a smoking hot silhouette coming off the shower curtains.
Joke-off
A joke-off is when someone in a group of friends, a party, or the office tells a joke, normally a very lame one. Then, someone else counters with another joke. Then, the first person replies with another joke. Ad infinium...
During these proceeds, another person may interject with a joke. At this point, it becomes a joke free-for-all. Normal, sane people are advised to flee the vicinity as quickly as possible.
It is also quite possible that the level of taste and decency in the jokes tumbles very soon after the first one is told.
During these proceeds, another person may interject with a joke. At this point, it becomes a joke free-for-all. Normal, sane people are advised to flee the vicinity as quickly as possible.
It is also quite possible that the level of taste and decency in the jokes tumbles very soon after the first one is told.
Person 1: Hey, listen to this: Why did the chicken cross the road...
Person 2: I know one - There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
Person 1: That reminds me of another joke: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb...
Person 3: Hey, I've got one! There was this blonde woman...
Everybody else: Nooo! It's a Joke-off!! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!!!!!!
Person 2: I know one - There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...
Person 1: That reminds me of another joke: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb...
Person 3: Hey, I've got one! There was this blonde woman...
Everybody else: Nooo! It's a Joke-off!! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP! SHUTUP!!!!!!
are you joking me off
a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.
coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."
coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"
coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"