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俚语 jolly cocking
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jolly cocking

A sexual position performed mainly on holidays, predominately Christmas. When you take a fat guy, strip him naked, and shove him down your chimney. When he reaches the hearth and becomes stuck, you beat his ash covered dick with a candy cane until the soot comes off. You continue to beat the obese man ensnared in your chimney, as you also start a fire underneath of him. When his fat, flabby cock is fully erected, break it. Bend his broken boner down, and as he ejaculates, and bleeds uncontrollaby, have him fart. The methane will ignite because of the fire, and will create a jet of flame propelling him straight out of your chimney as his pink discharge seeping from his penis provides lube on the inside walls of the chiminy for his fat legs to pass through. As you see him soar like an eagle over your house, yell "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! AND TO ALL, A GOODNIGHT!"
"hey man, guess what i did last weekend. I kidnapped the mall santa, and gave him a good jolly cocking."
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