Jollywhapped
Severely hit with an inanimate object (lunch tray, trash can, etc).
“Josh just got JOLLYWHAPPED by that fucking door”
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What British people call potato chips.
Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!
Person 2: Really? No way!
Person 2: Really? No way!