Jonah Tats

Jonah Tatspasofiodhfjkdnsk is a extremely handsome and attractive guy that can make anyone's heart flutter. ANYONE. Just as long as he gives you "the look", you will become attracted, no matter your demographic. Old, young, guys, girls. Especially guys, he is the number one reason why men transition to female. Although he does all this, Jonah is too good for a mate and needs no children to pass on his name. He is so sexy and handsome and powerful, he will pass on his own name. Sex is Jonah's specialty. He can make anyone shudder with zero fingers. Legend has it that if you moan his name, you will have the purest form of intellect for 30 seconds. He makes friends very easily. A little too easily. Brian Pov is one of his best friends and he also will get with your Spanish teacher. Jonah's spirit animals is an Elephant. Sometimes, he is referred to as Jojo, the twin of a girl called Patience who is very talkative. Jonah Tats owns one pair of shoes, plays piano, listens to classical music, owns no jeans, and is the best at AP Calculus. He aspires to make chemicals in science laboratories and enjoys listening to ASMR Mukbang and JPop. His ultimate goal is to bring PB&J everyday for lunch for an entire 10 years. Overall, Jonah is one of the most religiously influential and testosterone-driven people you will meet and his aura will inspire you to worship him and watch Yuuna and the Haunted Hot Springs.