jonathon baek
A wonderful human being, who has an unhealthy addiction to sports, rubber ducks, and a bloodline feud with unicorns. He has the best skin anyone has seen on a man, and goes on frequent golfing trips. He will probably be mean to you at first, but will get to know and appreciate you. Jonathon is a very intelligent funny person, and can teach you many things.
"Hey Jonathon Baek, can I use the bathroom?"
"I don't know, can you?"
"I don't know, can you?"