Jonathong

The act of licking one's thong and tickling the ass cheeks until one laughs. When they laugh its a Jonathong.

Having or containing a 3XL-4XL thong that is tight around your croch or head. Soon to be a famous brand.

When your friend won't make a list about his cap's red flags even when he says he's in his "alone era"

A type of male species specifically named Jonathon, who chooses to wear female under garments such as thongs.

Hence the name - Jonathong.

Please also see, jon-a-thongy