jonesitis
descriptive of one's working habits-laziness at work
Jones at work: Man what time is it? I want to go home.
Co-worker: It's only 11AM.
Jones: I'm feeling the Jonesitis - I'm outta here! Keep it real!
Co-worker: It's only 11AM.
Jones: I'm feeling the Jonesitis - I'm outta here! Keep it real!
The Joneses
A faceless family thought to be socially and/or financially prosperous; poor folks try to emulate them.
"We livin' off mud pies and piss water, and you spend our life savings on a sable coat?" (20 MINUTES OF HO-SLAPPING COMMENCES). "Bitch, quit trying to keep up with the Joneses."
jonesing
to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones
see also: jones
Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!
Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.
Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.
Jonesed
Verb.
To perform poorly. To screw-up.
To perform poorly. To screw-up.
Dude...I f****n jonesed that mid-term.
jonesing
craving; wanting
I'm jonesing for some sushi.
jonesing
the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.
I've been jonesing for a joint all day.
jonesing
Exhibiting a strong craving or desire for something eaten, imbibed, or taken as a drug. Comes from opiate culture.
Man, I'm *really* jonesing for a cup of coffee right about now.