Jonged

To get "owned". This word has started gaining popularity as an alternative for "owned" after initially being used to tease korean kids.
It is of course derived from the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il

JONG - Jack-Off-Newbie-Gaper. Used in skiing to describe someone who is completley new to the sport but has no idea what they or doing, or why they are doing it.

Also known as a gravity bong.

A weirdo that wants to be Asian that isn’t.

Jong is another word that originated in Australia for doing someone dirty, its a slang term synonym for being dogged

Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.

Origin: Orlando Fl.

Everything about Jong you've heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. Some things are so good that they are simply "jong". Used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. Usually associated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.