Jonnik
A lover of Anti Italian cuisine, such as the infamous "Pineapple Pizza", a delight to this type of man. They also have a dedicated bed time of 11:00pm every day, no exceptions. If he is awake past this time, then Dark Soul mobs will appear at his home irl.
Sane Person: Okay fellow italians, what do you want from Pizza Hut?
Jonnik: Pineapple Pizza
Sane Person: Kill yourself
Jonnik: Pineapple Pizza
Sane Person: Kill yourself