Jonoli
A Jonoli is the sort of person who uses the wrong word even when he knows it's wrong. The kind of person who massacres the english language for fun. Prove them wrong and they'll double down just because they can. The kind of person who's too stupid to realize how stupid they are, and therefore considers themselves a genius. A virtual font of bad ideas, a bog of idiocy so deep you can find oil.
"That's so dumb, Jonoli would say it. Wait, sorry, that was too mean."