Jonulious
A black man packing HEAT and we ain't talking pistols. Larger than a porns stars, a reliable form of transpotion from Poocatello Idaho to Hampton Virginia. His super mobile is known as the Green Machine! In the passanger seat is his side kick Zilla, also a pork sword bearing villan. Likes Mexican girls but settles for white meat, scared of chocolate.
Woah Jonulious you almost poked my eye out.