Joozer
a friendly turtle of the still pond in northern virginia.
Dude! Look at Joozer go!
Joozer's really something.
Joozer, you're my best friend.
Joozer's really something.
Joozer, you're my best friend.
Joozered
A state of being completely consumed by the liquor. Past frozzled, just before being passed the fuck out.
Yo dog I was so joozered last night that I pissed in some girls bookbag.