Arriva Trains Wales

Arriva Trains Wales: dirty trains running from Birmingham to Aberystwyth in the 21st century. The conductor from Machynlleth sometimes hides in the toilet - so if you are lucky you do not need a ticket! You will get there in the end. Do not get off at Dyfi Junction. You could be lost forever! Being late is only one of the other characteristics of the Arriva Trains Wales.