Jordan John
If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.
She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.