arrjan
It is a particularly nasty rash appearing on the scrotum, it causes bleeding, itching and it tends to make men ditch their friends for hoes, it also makes a person very bossy and loud, people infected with arrjan tend to laugh like dying goats and tend to randomly punch people thinking its funny. It can't be cured as arrjan cells tend to (unfortunately) live for ever.
Stay away from me i got arrjan's disease i might punch you and laugh like a dingleberry!