jordy laforge

Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.

I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it.

Jordy Laforge

Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors.

I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge.

Noun

1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern

across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow.

Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?"

A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."

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释义	jordy laforge Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store. I pulled a Jordy Laforge on the court last night. It was hard with the glasses on, but I did it. Jordy Laforge Taking a poop horizontally across somebody's face like Jordy Laforge's visors. I gave Dave a Jordy Laforge. Jordy Laforge Noun 1. A term describing the sexual act of ejaculating in a horizontal pattern across the face of a blind person. Similar to a reading rainbow. Q: "Did you check out that blind chick at the glory hole?" A: "Yeah and there was even enough wiggle room for me to give her a Jordy LaForge."
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