Joseph Motherington
Man who lived way back yonder in long-ago New England, known for telling the tales of ye old parent's bedroom thou night before. Knows your mother very well.
Young Lad: Hoo hoo! Look at that scallywag, Joseph Motherington!
Joseph Motherington: I had sex with your mom.
Young Lad: Pish Posh you collateral pitterlog!
Joseph Motherington: I had sex with your mom.
Young Lad: Pish Posh you collateral pitterlog!