joshful
When a girl has sex with a guy named josh, she is said to have a joshful. Josh's are usually well-endowed so this is a feat.
E.g.
Carolina: OMG Sally I had a joshful last night
Sally: NO WAY. I had a joshful too!
Jerry: I had a joshful too! I hope we didn't all have the same josh!
Carolina: OMG Sally I had a joshful last night
Sally: NO WAY. I had a joshful too!
Jerry: I had a joshful too! I hope we didn't all have the same josh!
Josh Josh
A cool dude but he does have his issues. All the girls dig him but he's really just not very interested in pre-marital sexual activities. He does have one exception however, furries. He LOVES dating furries as they're the only cure to his masterbation problem.
Guy: "Josh Josh are you getting erect?"
Josh Josh: "shit I've gotta go wank off to some furries"
Josh Josh: "shit I've gotta go wank off to some furries"
joshing
just to mess around with someone
Just joshin' you dude!
On Josh
The ultimate form of proof towards your statement.
You heard of On God, you heard of On Jah, but On Josh is quite possibly the world renounced top tier method of proving your statement.
You heard of On God, you heard of On Jah, but On Josh is quite possibly the world renounced top tier method of proving your statement.
Judge: Josh, You were caught murdering an orphanage of children, captured on video. How do you plead?
Josh: On Josh it wasnt me
Judge: deadass? You're free to go
Josh: On Josh it wasnt me
Judge: deadass? You're free to go
josh
me
josh is me.
Josh
Two words.
Fucking legend
Fucking legend
Friend: I just killed 200 infants
Me: what a Josh
Me: what a Josh
Joshness
The many awesome abilities of the verb to JOSH that leaves an impression on people.
You can't resist my Joshness, you know you miss it!