Josiah Kuizin
Josiah is the type of dude to sit by you in geometry. He plays Super Smash Bros on his Switch during P.E. He get's offended when people exaggerate the pronunciation of his first name. And don't even get me started on his last name. He only laughs at relatable jokes, such as "My dad beats me" or "I'm gay."
Josiah Kuizin is a "cool dude."