Journalism
v. The act of publishing what multinational corporations want us to know.
Ah, more news that doesn't talk at all about corruption or the real issues facing America. Good, good, this is the best Journalism money could buy!
Journalism
The art of expunging all of the art in writing.
For perfect examples of how journalism undermines art, see the guidelines listed in the AP Associated Press Stylebook.
Journalism
The default career path for those on the shallower end of the gene pool.
Person A: “So what do you do for a living?”
Person B: “Oh, I do journalism.”
Person A: “Nice...”
Person B: “Oh, I do journalism.”
Person A: “Nice...”
journal
a place to write ones thoughts.
journalisming
hacktivism, perpetrated most often by progressive cheerleaders disguising themselves as journalists
The New York Times is great at journalisming
journaling
a hobby that is a cross between scrapbooking, journal writing, collaging, and in many instances, sketching. not to be confused with online journaling, this sort of journaling refers to the type that results in a tangible notebook of images and words that creatively depict ideas and events in an individual's life.
Catherine: Why the hell is Lily writing and pasting images into that notebook on a Saturday night? Doesn't she have anything better to do than homework?
Susie: She's journaling.
Catherine: oh.
Susie: She's journaling.
Catherine: oh.
journalable
A moment or an experience that you are able to journal about.
A meeting with an irate parent would be a journalable moment.