arse candle
A candle from the arse; a turd.
After a large steak dinner Andrew spent the morning delivering a huge arse candle.
arse candle
A turd passed after swallowing a string.
I passed a wick-ed arse candle.
arse candle
one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops
Its weaved from the finest arse candle
arse candle
A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.
Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."
Arse-candle
A close friend who has a reputation for being both highly annoying and a little bit gay, and maybe also a little bit of a raconteur.
That mofo is wack, he's a real arse-candle sometimes