arse cracling

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done