Joywalking
Joywalking: essentially the martial law equivalent to jaywalking where the prisoner takes more walks than is reasonably permitted
I was joywalking my dog until the national guard stopped me and asked why I wasn’t following the CDC’s guideline of washing my bum, spreading my legs 6 feet apart, and grabbing my ankles
Joywalking
Walking alone at night into a very sketchy neighborhood for entertainment purposes.............Or because your just a bad MOTHERFUCKER like TREY TREY!
Street thug #1 "Aye boi, whatchu doin walkin around on my turf, This BLOCK belongs to the STREET THUGZ!"
Street thug #2 "Yea this aint no place fo Joywalking bes turn yo lil goof ass round befoe I take yo shoes cuz!"
Trey Trey " I do this for fun punk" *Grabs pistol and immediately shoots up every crib on the block disregarding any & all human life"
Street thug #3 "awh shit run this mf stupid wild!
Street thugs 1 and 2 "WE GONE!"
Trey Trey "THATS WHAT I THOT YOU LIL WANNABE GANGBANGERS I CONTROL THE CRACK IN THESE PARTS NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHAAHHA!" *LIGHTS A BOWL OF CRACK*
Street thug #2 "Yea this aint no place fo Joywalking bes turn yo lil goof ass round befoe I take yo shoes cuz!"
Trey Trey " I do this for fun punk" *Grabs pistol and immediately shoots up every crib on the block disregarding any & all human life"
Street thug #3 "awh shit run this mf stupid wild!
Street thugs 1 and 2 "WE GONE!"
Trey Trey "THATS WHAT I THOT YOU LIL WANNABE GANGBANGERS I CONTROL THE CRACK IN THESE PARTS NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHAAHHA!" *LIGHTS A BOWL OF CRACK*