Jpeshphs'a Saklmad
When a nickel is flipped on top of a hand-sanitizer bottle and the sanitizer squirts onto a pepsi can, and the shortie gang leader comes and sticks it into a ceiling fan while doing the nae-nae, and someone says an action out loud to summon the stinky police.
Mom: What have you been doing all night?
Me: Jpeshphs'a Saklmad
Mom: Notices the soda, sanitizer, and normie juice spewed all over the ground.
Me: Did you just say, "Notices the soda, sanitizer, and normie juice spewed all over the ground."?
Mom: Did you just hear a knock on the door? OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS DEAR LORD PEEPEE POOPOO WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
Me: Jpeshphs'a Saklmad
Mom: Notices the soda, sanitizer, and normie juice spewed all over the ground.
Me: Did you just say, "Notices the soda, sanitizer, and normie juice spewed all over the ground."?
Mom: Did you just hear a knock on the door? OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS DEAR LORD PEEPEE POOPOO WHAT IS THAT SMELL?