J special

Invented, perfected, and eventually named after a Virginia Tech freshman known as Scott J Hamil. The J special (more commonly referred to as a "J-spesh") is the act of fingering a female at a dance party whilst dancing behind her, making a J shape with the fingers.

A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.

Whenever a very plus sized women gives you a lap dance with a cigarette in her vagina and a piece of fried shrimp in her ass.

The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in

A nickname for a super cool person, guy or girl, who has a unique way of thinking and a great sense of humor. People with the nickname, Special J are usually smart, sensitive, creative and extremely bright. They are usually very good at sports, especially mountain biking and surfing.

Jizz, Manly Juices.

The ol hoopty doopty of squeezing the blood to the tip for a false boner and praying it works for a few minutes before you gotta get another squeeze in