Jtodj
A religious name for a kid, with the "J's" meaning jesus. The "tod" sandwiched inbetween the two "J's" is so that a kid can live a normal childhood with a name like Tod.
Kid One: "Hey JTodj! You spell your name differently than other Tods!"
Jtodj: "I'd rather not talk about the way my name is spelled right now."
Jtodj: "I'd rather not talk about the way my name is spelled right now."