judge fuck
When your in a policy debate round, and the judge clearly is going to vote in favor of your side of the topic (i.e.: nodding head in agreement, actually listening)and just as you think your about to win, the judge changes their mind before they turn in the ballot. Therefore cuasing you to lose the tournament and hence lose your chances at going to nationals.
Oh my fucking God! That last round was a complete Judge Fuck! I can't believe we lost to that shitty novice team
judge-fucked
During a competition, esp. a speech/debate tournament, when a judge is clearly going to vote in favor of you but doesn't for some bizzarre, unfathomable reason. Usually causes you to lose when you do not deserve it. Judge-fucking is completely unfair and destroys a majority of competitions.
A: Dude, Two Judges gave me first place in that round. But the third judge gave me last place!
B: Damn, that sucks. Did you make it to semi-finals?
A: No!! I got so freaking Judge-fucked!
A: Why are they getting rid of the tournament?
B: They don't like that we win so much so they're getting rid of it.
A: Wow... That's Judge-Fucked to the EXTREME!
A: How was the tournament?
B: It wasn't fair!! Our best competitors got judge-fucked!
A: Dammit!
B: Damn, that sucks. Did you make it to semi-finals?
A: No!! I got so freaking Judge-fucked!
A: Why are they getting rid of the tournament?
B: They don't like that we win so much so they're getting rid of it.
A: Wow... That's Judge-Fucked to the EXTREME!
A: How was the tournament?
B: It wasn't fair!! Our best competitors got judge-fucked!
A: Dammit!
Complete Judge Fuck Confusion
Something that happens post-decision in a Policy Debate round. The situation is created by the words being spoken to the debaters by a judge of that round. Why? A judge fuck is when the outcome of a policy debate round was obviously incorrect and the decision speaks to the incompetence and/or bias of a particular judge. Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is the state that is characterized by anger, frustration, and absolute awe at the act that was just carried out against one's team.
Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Complete Judge Fuck Confusion is usually limited to the recipient team but in extreme instances even the victim's opponents fall into "absolute awe at the act that was just carried out" in the judge's decision.
Q. Dude how the fuck did we just lose that round? They dropped 3 disads, 4 straight turns on their advantages, and a Topicality!
A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!
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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.
A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.
A. I know bro I'm in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion right now!
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Q. Dude I can't believe you made that judge cry.
A. I know man I got caught up in Complete Judge Fuck Confusion and just unloaded my anger on her incompetence.