Arsepurgers Syndrome
A physical ailment which necessitates the continual and rapid use of a toilet.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.
"I was just about to use my best line, when i was suddenly struck with an uncontrollable bout of Arsepurgers Syndrome, the clean-up bill was quite unexpectedly steep..."