juicebox motherfucker
An endearing term for a friend one has had since the formative years; someone one may have shared a moment while each enjoyed a juicebox, such as during their preschool snack, or perhaps while on a play date.
Man, my boy Olin and I are straight juicebox motherfuckers. Been sippin' grape flavored drinks since the day that poop was the worst word on the list.