Julie did it
When someone suspects you of something, or even if you get caught doing something and you need to get out of trouble just say julie did it and they will definately believe you.
Sir I pulled you over because you are clearly drunk and I seen you hit that guy on his bike with your car.
No sir officer julie did it!!!
Oh my bad sir have a good day sorry for the inconvenience.
No sir officer julie did it!!!
Oh my bad sir have a good day sorry for the inconvenience.