July 2
The day most finest bitch was born
Today my birthday it’s July 2
July 2
All boys/girls born on this day are hot af
Guy1: Dude when were you born?
Girl1: July 2 why?
Guy1: know wonder your so hot
Girl1: July 2 why?
Guy1: know wonder your so hot
July 2
The best day to be born if you were born on this day then go show your friends that your better than them
Person 1: Hey I was born on July 2
Person 2:Oh no your clearly better
Person 2:Oh no your clearly better
July 2
The day Chandler finally won a Mr Beast challenge
"July 2 is an epic day, Chandler won a challenge on this day!"
"Wow, i thought he would never win one!"
"Wow, i thought he would never win one!"
July 2
The day the smartest girl/boy was born! The person born on this day has the best moves.
Elizabeth: Wow, you can dance!
Sarah: Yeah its what they say about people born July 2!
Sarah: Yeah its what they say about people born July 2!
July 2
National suck your own dick day
John: "July 4th is in two days!"
Adam: "Who gives a fuck about that, it's July 2nd. Time to hop off mine and start sucking your own dick, John."
John: "Good thing I've been practicing!"
Adam: "Who gives a fuck about that, it's July 2nd. Time to hop off mine and start sucking your own dick, John."
John: "Good thing I've been practicing!"
July 2
National respect women day
On July 2 I did whatever my girlfriend told me too, maybe I should respect women everyday!