jump and dump
When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.
(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)
(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)
Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump
Jump 'n' dump
When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants
Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one
jump 'n dump
A one night stand that the other person doesn't know is definitely a ONE night stand.
Man: "Why you calling me today, bitch? Did I forget to mention that last night was just a jump 'n dump?
Jump-A-Dump
when you jump and crap at the same time.
Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!