jungbluth
A man who is obsessed over all little children, regardless of race and gender. Teenagers over the age of 13 don't meet his standards, therefore are safe from the menace that is Jungbluth.
Mother: "Where's my son?? He was only 4!!!"
Police: "I'm sorry, but Jungbluth has him now."
Police: "I'm sorry, but Jungbluth has him now."