jungility
The ability of moon crickets to jump around with an extraordinary amount of agility like a monkey on crack cocaine. This ability derives due to a direct descent from apes and a high propensity to enjoy crack rocks. Most often these displays are seen as they evade the police or kick it with dey niggas on the basketball court.
Hey Jeff, you see that coon hop that fence. Man, it'd be great to have that jungility.
jungility
The ability of jungle bunnies to have an extraordinary amount of agility, particularly on the basketball court or while running from the police.
dude, did you see that amazing display of jungility?
yeah man, that nig can fly!
yeah man, that nig can fly!
Jungilled
Jungilled (young-ill-ed). Def: 1. To steal attention 2. To knock a story off the front page 3. To make threats with the intent of extorting money, but instead having the effect of rallying the neighborhood to kick your ass. 4. Drawing massive media attention with the unintended result of getting your ass handed to you
"Dude: Remember the congressmouth that got caught foleying the 17 year old? He got TOTALLY yungilled off the front page."
"Dude! Remember that KKK guy who TOTALLY jungilled that Jewish shopkeeper? Well, you know those brothers that buy their forties from him and hang out on the corner? When he came to collect, they opened up a can on him and handed him his ass!"
"Dude! Remember that KKK guy who TOTALLY jungilled that Jewish shopkeeper? Well, you know those brothers that buy their forties from him and hang out on the corner? When he came to collect, they opened up a can on him and handed him his ass!"