junk bunch
when a guy's junk gets bunched up within his pants, usually while wearing a cup.
Laxer Bro #1: Brah, you were touching your crotch all practice today. What's up with that?
Laxer Bro #2: Dude I know, fuckin junk bunch.
Laxer #1: Fuckin hate that shit man.
Laxer Bro #2: Dude I know, fuckin junk bunch.
Laxer #1: Fuckin hate that shit man.
junk-bunch
a phenomenon that occurs when a woman wearing men's/unisex sweat pants gets an awkward, protruding bunch in the crotch area, giving the illusion that she has "junk" (a.k.a. a penis)
Girl #1: Woah! Is there something you're not telling us...? What's up with your crotch?
Girl #2: No, I know, it's awkward, right? I totally borrowed my boyfriends sweats this morning... They give me junk-bunch 'cause they're way too big.
Girl #1: Good. I'm glad it's only junk-bunch. You had me concerned.
Girl #2: No, I know, it's awkward, right? I totally borrowed my boyfriends sweats this morning... They give me junk-bunch 'cause they're way too big.
Girl #1: Good. I'm glad it's only junk-bunch. You had me concerned.