Junk Jealous
A slang way to say "penis envy" by a man for another man's (supposedly) much larger junk.
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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."
"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."
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"Joe is humongous downstairs, if you know what I mean."
"Dude, get over it. You're just junk jealous."
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Junk Jealous
Being jealous of another mans' junk.
When Bill saw Mike's huge package, He was Junk Jealous.