jurgensing
The inhalation of edible solids. Also known as the act of converting food directly into carbon dioxide. One may not notice this food actually exists as it will be inhaled so quickly.
1)Herald and Fred were eating lunch together. Herald dropped a dollar on the floor and bent over to retrieve it. By the time he came back up his friend had already finished his entire lunch. "Wow, you certainly jurgensed your food!" exclaimed Herald.
2)The boy finished his meal so fast each day that his friends soon came to pick on him for constantly jurgensing.
2)The boy finished his meal so fast each day that his friends soon came to pick on him for constantly jurgensing.