justarandomwhiteguy

Justarandomwhiteguy is a rare subspecies of human. They are typically tall and occasionally decent looking men. They also can be found in random ddlg servers and are typically accompanied by pink haired women, short angry white men, and sometimes you can find a tall hairy mexican along with them.

They normally have glasses, and tend to be stoners. Here's how to take care of your randomwhiteguy:

1. Feed it, it might eat you if you don't. (It prefers Cheesecake, but it must be from Texas.)
2. Give it small asian women to satisfy it's sexual prowl.
3. Give it weed, so that it remains calm.
4. DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE ALLOW THE FOLLOWING SITUATION TO HAPPEN TO YOUR RANDOMWHITEGUY.

*Allow a 16 year old to say she is 20 and then ghost him*

**Randomwhiteguy will become depressed**