juxtapositioning
Sexual intercourse between English teachers.
"I just saw Mr Lester and Mrs Tate juxtapositioning in the library. D'you think I could get the school to pay my therapy bills?"
juxtapositioning
1. To juxtaposition
2. To have intense and passionate exchanges with your English teacher
3. The best word choice when discussing everyday topics such as Victorian English literature, filing drawers, the viscosity of blended iPhones, leedling and other mainstream activities or nouns
4. The substitution of another word
5. To win over the girl of your dreams
2. To have intense and passionate exchanges with your English teacher
3. The best word choice when discussing everyday topics such as Victorian English literature, filing drawers, the viscosity of blended iPhones, leedling and other mainstream activities or nouns
4. The substitution of another word
5. To win over the girl of your dreams
1. I was about to juxtaposition my girlfriend, but then there was this drill, and she said there was NO way.
2. Example Person 1: Bro, did you hear what went down in the library?
Example Person 2: No, what "went down?"
Example Person 1: Mr. Smith and Senora Wumbo were caught juxtapositioning!
3. Teacher: "Class, what can you tell by the title of this book?
Student: "Well bruh, I mean... Mrs. Generic English Teacher, you can see that the title itself is an example of the utilization of juxtapositioning while the author is telling the reader or readers the title of the novel they are about to embark upon."
4. Man of Ethnicity 1: Yo, what's Gucci mah brudda?
Man of Ethnicity 2: Not much bro, I just was juxtapositioning my checkbook when I realized that I wrote the wrong juxtaposition down and gave the cashier 500 juxtapositions instead of 5!
Man of Ethnicity 3: Mah brudda at least yo wife lets you decided what channel y'all is gonna be juxtapositioning tonight. Mine says we're going to juxtaposition some video with a man blending an iPhone or some ish.
5. Darryl: Mom, it's Darryl, you know, it's pronounced Da-Rail but it's Darryl.
Mom: Yes Darryl, what do you want?
Darryl: I'm calling to let you know that I juxtapositioned to Phoebe Knickerbonkers last night, and she said yes!
2. Example Person 1: Bro, did you hear what went down in the library?
Example Person 2: No, what "went down?"
Example Person 1: Mr. Smith and Senora Wumbo were caught juxtapositioning!
3. Teacher: "Class, what can you tell by the title of this book?
Student: "Well bruh, I mean... Mrs. Generic English Teacher, you can see that the title itself is an example of the utilization of juxtapositioning while the author is telling the reader or readers the title of the novel they are about to embark upon."
4. Man of Ethnicity 1: Yo, what's Gucci mah brudda?
Man of Ethnicity 2: Not much bro, I just was juxtapositioning my checkbook when I realized that I wrote the wrong juxtaposition down and gave the cashier 500 juxtapositions instead of 5!
Man of Ethnicity 3: Mah brudda at least yo wife lets you decided what channel y'all is gonna be juxtapositioning tonight. Mine says we're going to juxtaposition some video with a man blending an iPhone or some ish.
5. Darryl: Mom, it's Darryl, you know, it's pronounced Da-Rail but it's Darryl.
Mom: Yes Darryl, what do you want?
Darryl: I'm calling to let you know that I juxtapositioned to Phoebe Knickerbonkers last night, and she said yes!
juxtaposition
n. Contrasts and differences shown side by side or together.
The juxtaposition of Brie Ann's milky white body with Tyrone's darkest ebony hue while making love shockingly revealed the contrast and ethereal beauty of their interracial rapture.
Juxtaposition
/ˌdʒʌkstəpəˈzɪʃ(ə)n/
the fact of two things being seen or placed close together with contrasting effect.
the fact of two things being seen or placed close together with contrasting effect.
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juxtaposition
1. Literally, the act of putting something next to one another
2. The act of putting one's cock adjacent to someone else's asshole; anal rape
2. The act of putting one's cock adjacent to someone else's asshole; anal rape
"Drop your pants and brace yourself for juxtaposition!"
Juxtaposition
This word can mean anything. you can even separate it into two words juxta and position. Can be used as an action word, a word to describe anything. Pritty much can be used as anything
wow sonal why are you in that position, it looks pritty juxta
That kid just cut that board in half, it must feel pritty juxta to be in that position
Sonal why are you making that face it looks pritty Juxtaposition
That kid just cut that board in half, it must feel pritty juxta to be in that position
Sonal why are you making that face it looks pritty Juxtaposition
juxtaposition
The act of raping and/or killing someone through an orifice not yet discovered by man.
Bob pulled a mad juxtaposition on Mary last night.