JV AllStar

An undersized, late bloomer, who lives in the past, fantasizes about his little league team moms, and passes off JV stats as if they’re varsity.

Alex: I was junior varsity soccer, varsity golf, and varsity soccer. I scored 6-7 goals a season.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.

#JV AllStar

A has been athlete who was never really an athlete. Much like Uncle Rico.

Alex: I could have walked onto a really bad D1 golf school and sat on the bench.
Everyone: #JV AllStar

俚语	jv allstar
释义	JV AllStar An undersized, late bloomer, who lives in the past, fantasizes about his little league team moms, and passes off JV stats as if they’re varsity. Alex: I was junior varsity soccer, varsity golf, and varsity soccer. I scored 6-7 goals a season. Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties? Alex: I was a late blooming athlete. Peach: You were a JV AllStar. #JV AllStar A has been athlete who was never really an athlete. Much like Uncle Rico. Alex: I could have walked onto a really bad D1 golf school and sat on the bench. Everyone: #JV AllStar
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