JV AllStar
An undersized, late bloomer, who lives in the past, fantasizes about his little league team moms, and passes off JV stats as if they’re varsity.
Alex: I was junior varsity soccer, varsity golf, and varsity soccer. I scored 6-7 goals a season.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.
Peach: Didn’t you ride the varsity bench and never sniff the field, let alone a pair of panties?
Alex: I was a late blooming athlete.
Peach: You were a JV AllStar.
#JV AllStar
A has been athlete who was never really an athlete. Much like Uncle Rico.
Alex: I could have walked onto a really bad D1 golf school and sat on the bench.
Everyone: #JV AllStar
Everyone: #JV AllStar