jwd
(adv) German slang expression, orginating from Berlin, abbreviation for "janz weit draussen" ("very far off"), pronounced "yod way day". A mockery term to denote provincial regions and ideas, can be used to qualify a place, something or someone as being out of the question, unacceptable, off the mark or simply fucked up.
"Der Typ is ja wohl sowas von jwd" - "This guy is so totally out of question"
jwd
jerking while driving is the act of masturbation while driving a motor vehicle.
"you know what john? I was driving back home from work yesterday evening and I was extremely horny, I decided to masturbate on my way home so I could save sometime and a state trooper stopped me and charged me with a charge I have never heard of it was JWD what's that you say? jerking while driving...I guess I'm going down for some time now!"