j wood

to get a huge erection while playing video games

to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.