Articuno
One of the rarest of rare legendary bird pokemon. With its ice beam of death and feathers of crimson blue, no foe stands a chance against this pokemon's awesome might. No other legendary bird can compare. Articuno is and will forever be the most badass pokemon in existence.
"My Articuno can destroy your Zapados"
Articuno
Ice Birdie Queen Pimpstress the Pokémon.
The coolest. The hottest. The iciest.
The coolest. The hottest. The iciest.
Hey look, it's ma ARTICUNOOOOOOO!
Articunoing
Right before the male ejaculates in the female's vagina, the male blows cold air on the female's face in missionary position. The female knows what is intended and moans "Articuno, use Ice Beam!~". When the male ejaculates, he hides his arms in his sleeves and start to flap them while screaming "Articuno!". This to the immeasurable/legendary ecstasy and pleasure of the female.
A: "Hey dude, it's cold outside. Why aren't you wearing your coat?"
B: "I know man, my coat got dirty after I was Articunoing this slut last night."
A: "Happens to the best of us, bro."
B: "I know man, my coat got dirty after I was Articunoing this slut last night."
A: "Happens to the best of us, bro."
Articuno
A VERY Overrated legendary bird Pokémon. Can't compare to legendaries likek Groudon, Kyogre, Nihligeo, and especcially NOT Mewtwo. Or even Psuedo-Legendaries like Garchomp, Dragonite, Tyranitar, or Salemence. Or Strong 3rd Evolution Pokemon like Ryphedor, Venasaur, Typhlosion, Swampert, Beedrill, ect.
PKMN Trainer 1: Man, I failed to get an Articuno with an Ultra Ball. Twice!
PKMN Trainer 2: Don't bother, Articuno's overrated. Go steal a Regice or a Rayquaza from Giovanni instead.
PKMN Trainer 2: Don't bother, Articuno's overrated. Go steal a Regice or a Rayquaza from Giovanni instead.