Kaanan

A real character, this is a name by the way. Only one person in the whole entire social media world has that name. Will seduce you with his knowledge of anime, french, sciences and his surprisingly good looks and caring charm. He is way cooler and way less socially awkward than he thinks but only a select few have the privilege of being his friend.

Kaanan

A prepubscent communist dictator that is responsible for the japan bombing and the anime revolution that happened afterward, hence his motto being "Traps are not gay OwO" He is also the almighty god of furries and traps and everything hentai, as his religion is based around the idea that "Traps are not gay and furry porn is acceptable." He speaks le français, language of the homo erectus, aka language of the ancient horny men, and he is presumed to be the last one of his kind. Overall, a very horny, very weaboo, very ancient, very french omnipotent being that supercedes all existence as the greatest and most wonderful thing ever.