kackhackcyies
An article of clothing worn on the legs, also know as pants, or slacks. In a beige or tan color. Kackhackcyies, is the “incorrect” way of spelling, “Khakis”. But if you don’t know how to spell it in the first place, this will do.
Wife: what are you wearing, “Jake from State Farm”?
Jake from State Farm: Uh... kackhackcyies
Jake from State Farm: Uh... kackhackcyies