Kaelanitis
Common condition among youtube viewers that causes emotional pain, and hours-long heartaches upon missing and/or witnessing the ending of a Kaela Kovalskia Livestream.
Humans of all ages are prone to this condition.
Humans considered to be Pemaloe are weaker to this condition, hence the condition is Super-Effective to them.
Known cures to date are the following:
1. Signature "Get Some Help" from the one and only Kakui Blacksmith
2. Rare Blacksmith Wink
3. Wiggle Wiggle Blacksmith
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Humans of all ages are prone to this condition.
Humans considered to be Pemaloe are weaker to this condition, hence the condition is Super-Effective to them.
Known cures to date are the following:
1. Signature "Get Some Help" from the one and only Kakui Blacksmith
2. Rare Blacksmith Wink
3. Wiggle Wiggle Blacksmith
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Gosh, i missed Ela's stream so i got the Kaelanitis right now.
Employee: "Hi Boss, I cannot go to work, currently have Kaelanitis."
Boss: "Hello Employee, as your boss, i advise you to rest as Kaelanitis is quite serious"
Employee: "Hi Boss, I cannot go to work, currently have Kaelanitis."
Boss: "Hello Employee, as your boss, i advise you to rest as Kaelanitis is quite serious"
Kaelan
Kaelan is the most caring, sweet, and trustworthy person you will ever meet. He has a warm heart and will listen to all of your problems and comfort you. You can tell him anything. Kaelan is someone you can look up to. He is really talented at sports and is really smart. He is way too good for you and you know it. Kaelan will make you feel special if you feel useless. He's really supportive and he looks really cute and adorable. He will never fail to make you smile. He also likes anime and video games. Kaelan's girlfriend will be the luckiest girl in the world because Kaelan is so perfect and humble.
Kaelan's Girlfriend: "I can't stop crying. Why does Kaelan have to move? Why? I can't live without him, I need him. I love him so much, I can't even think about life without him!"
Good friend: "Shhh, it's okay. Even my life won't be the same without Kaelan. He was such an impact. Just spend and cherish every moment with him, okay? Kaelan's having a hard time too, you know? He really loved you, so be with him. Focus on the present, the future can always change."
Good friend: "Shhh, it's okay. Even my life won't be the same without Kaelan. He was such an impact. Just spend and cherish every moment with him, okay? Kaelan's having a hard time too, you know? He really loved you, so be with him. Focus on the present, the future can always change."
Kaelan
The Sexiest most coolest kid you'll ever meet. Funny and orgasmic. You can't go wrong if your hanging out with a Kaelan. They like to touch girls, and they will like it. He doesnt give a fuck what other people think. Just like honey badger. He is the most superior of the human race, besides Obama. If you are in the radius of a Kaelan, you should feel extremely honored.
Girl 1: Oh man look at this kid over here! I'd bang that.
Girl 2: Oh that's Kaelan!
Girl 2: Oh that's Kaelan!
Kaelan
Let's not make a word soup. Being a Kaelan is complicated, no matter the gender or sex. If you're a guy, you'll get made fun of for having a girl's name, if you're a girl, then vice versa. And the mispronunciations will run rampant. If you're a Kaelan, be prepared for whatever comes your way.
Teacher: 'Andrea?'
Andrea: 'Here!'
Teacher: 'Sophia?'
Sophia: 'Present.'
Teacher: *reads the name Kaelan* '..."Keelan"?'
Class: 'It's pronounced "Kaylan".'
Andrea: 'Here!'
Teacher: 'Sophia?'
Sophia: 'Present.'
Teacher: *reads the name Kaelan* '..."Keelan"?'
Class: 'It's pronounced "Kaylan".'
Kaelan
Can be a girls name. Usually funny, sweet, but can be aggressive some times. She can be loud, but she is actuaqlly very shy but just doesn't show it. Not in the super pouplar crowd, but she doesnt care. She is very obsessed with style and how others think of her, but she doesn't let it on. Smart but can be kind of stupid. She tries to keep her emotions in check, but sometimes she cant. She is loved by all and doesn't just date anybody.
Never look down on a Kaelan, she will kick your ass.
Kaelan
A Gaelic name for boys meaning Slender and fair. It can also be spelled as Caelan.
My friend's name is Kaelan, but since we're all so funky and weird, we call him Ale. :3
Kaelan
Kaelan is the sexiest lad going and all the girls want one. He give zero fucks about what people think of him and does whatever he wants. You usually meet a Kaelan a strip club or somewhere naughty. He is funny in a highly inappropriate way
"Some guy smacked my ass"
"Ohh yeah that was Kaelan"
"Ohh yeah that was Kaelan"