kagle
to watch gay horse porn intimately whilst working on the calf muscles. <verb>
I "kagled" after work on saturday.
kagle hold
When a gross dude hugs you and you clench everywhere, even down there.
Marco sees a gross dude hugging Erin in the distance. MARCO :(yelling) "Erin, initiate a kagle hold. ERIN: (yelling back) Roger that!